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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:55

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why is our generation so unhappy?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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